I totally stole this from
It looked like fun!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here!: [link]


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Challenge Tessa
(Yes world! Challenge me! I dare you!)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Best Tessa a Man Can Get
(Wtf?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Get Busy with the Tessa
(I guess that means yes.)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Fast Tessa and Good for You
(If I ever got one, that is)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Moving at the Speed of Tessa
(I'm embarrassing the hell out of myself!)

6. To someone you dislike?
With A Name Like Tessa, It Has To Be Good.
(How come this couldn't be for the person I like?)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Moms Like You Choose Tessa
(I'm not into milfs...)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
I Liked The Tessa So Much, I Bought The Company!
(Umm..... Exactly. That's why I was late.)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Tessa is so Bracing
(For the horror of mom killing me)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
See The Tessa, Feel The Shine
(Feel the HAPPY!)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Shh... You Know Tessa
(That's why I was dumped. I have MPD)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's Good Talk To Tessa
(Because then I can beat the senselessness right out of you!)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The Tessa Of Your Life
(Because Tessa isn't that common of a name)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
More Than Just a Tessa
(Sure...)

15. Your last words before you die...
Making Tessa Taste Better
(Because I died for a good cause. I was the first to die after a plane crash and they used me for food. It's not that fun or tasty to eat people when they're still alive.)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Because Tessa is Complicated Enough
(Yeahh.... does that mean I'll never find my special someone?)

17. Title of this post will be..
Make Someone Happy With a Tessa
(Whoo!)