Magikarp yugioh card

What would happen if Pokemon and Yugioh had a sick and twisted love child. oh, and since the deviant art categories still confuse the **** out of me, and they have no more misc category for those of us who HAVE issues with the categories, I just put it there. GRAH! *throws a chair at the categories.*

DeviantArt: What category do you wish to throw this chair under?

Me: uhh... Confusion?

DeviantArt: sorry, we do not seem to have this category, try another one!

Me: frustration?

DeviantArt: Nope, not that one either!

Me: Misc?

DeviantArt: We got rid of that one!

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRG!